Saturday, December 12, 2015

One Friday Evening - Being a 'Rider'

One Friday Evening – Perks of being a ‘Serious’ Rider

Date: 11th December, 2015

It was around 8pm when I entered Infosys’ MLPL (Multi Level Parking Lot) where twofloors are dedicated for bikers and 7 floors for cars .Yes, I find it ridiculous too, considering the number of two wheelers which are kept open under sun and rain. I just walked to my bike with an admiration as if it was the first time we are going on a ride. This happens every day ;) The typical process of warm up starts, start the engine and leave it to get heat after 10hrs of sleep and in the meanwhile wear the gear. You might be wondering what gear??? I would like to keep it always in between safety and comfort. Considering the Hinjewadi traffic and my distance of 7kms, 30% of my ride is in first gear and less than 20kmph and for the rest there are broad tyres with a little less traffic where I can hit the 60kmph mark. So my gear includes, Balaclava, Jacket (unarmoured), Helmet and then gloves.
So coming back to reality, my machine is idling and I am wearing the gear, then I see a middle aged person, 30-35yrs of age, relentlessly trying to kick start his bike. It was a Pulsar 135LS red coloured in not so good condition. Everyone around him are just leaving like kids run from school after the last bell. This happens every day too. He was ready to just push the bike to ground floor to the service shop where all they do is repairing punctured tyres. Seeing me wearing all the gear and looking like a ‘Serious’ Rider he looked at me and then my inner one woke up and asked him ‘Are you not able to start the bike?’ He said ‘Yes’ in a happy note, he understood I offered help. Then I removed all the gear to help and I don’t know but I was more than happy this time going away from my machine. Below is the conversation we have.
Me: “Just be cool and let’s try kickstarting it again”. I sat on the bike and tried. 5 times, no response. I can see the ignition starting but the spark is not catching the pulse.
Him: “I tried and I am tired now” with a childish smile.
Me: “When was the last time you started the bike?” it’s time to start some diagnosis.
Him: “It has been here since last two days.” There comes the catch, it is a winter and engine is cold. It just is talking time to warm up.
Me: “Don’t worry. It takes time to warm up being an old model it takes more time. Where is the choke for this bike?"
Him: “I don’t know” Yes he is just one in million commuters in India who knows nothing about their machine. I don’t blame them.
Me: “It should be below the fuel gauge controller. See you got it here” He was happy knowing something unknown about his 5year old machine. “Push it while you kickstart it will start. First let me know remove the spark plug and see” It’s fine. I attached it again. Now in two kicks the bike responded with a small pulse, third time it woke up like a lazy kid having slept all day.
Him: “Rise it more, more” I can see his feet off the ground with joy.
Me: “Yes no worries now” I varied the RPMs so that engine gets heated up fast and it did, I can hear the sound. I handed over the bike to him and said “Have fun, Hinjewadi traffic will keep it heated now
Him: “Thanks a lot, Thanq very much” trying to shake my hand with one hand on the throttle ;)
Then he left like a kid with a new toy. I wore my gear and left the MLPL on my machine. Under the helmet, I was smiling big enough that my cheek bones don’t fit anymore in my helmet. That’s the most self-satisfying thing I have done all week J I didn’t do any mechanical wonder to start his bike but the joy of he leaving home with no tension on a Friday evening made my day or my weekend.

Picture abhi baaki mere dost….

They say ‘good deeds pay off’ I believe in this, but I didn’t know when. This time it was fast, this is how.
                Because I was helping him and I got into a delay of about 10mins, I now have to get stuck at the checking point of Infosys where all the bikes from MLPL get accumulated like ants at a sugar candy. It takes hell lot of time to get out of the campus than reaching campus every day. Had I started 10 mins before I would have zoomed past most of them and would have finished the checking fast but now I am stuck with 50 bikes ahead of me. Surprisingly I know most of the security guards who stand for checking just by a smile, I do that to strangers a lot ;) Some think I am crazy but it’s okay I keep doing that. I smiled at the guard in the four wheeler checking lane as usual, he could sense be being impatient being stuck there.
Immediately he came up to me and said, “Sir take the four wheeler lane and go
I replied “No, how can I? It’s not allowed na and I didn’t finish the checking also
He said “It’s okay sir, I will tell the guards” and then he shouts to the guard at the front “Leave Sir, I know him
I entered the four wheeler lane and swiped for the last time for the week. Every two wheelers are glaring at me like “How can he go? Why are we not allowed? Shit I am still stuck, What the?” I can’t see the guard who helped going, but I lifted my hand and waved thanking him and in the RVM I can see a hand waving higher J This broadened my smile further.

What an end to the weekend? These two incidents just swiped off all the tensions and dissatisfactions in the work and all. I am now in at most peace. I keep thinking how did this happen? Only possible answer I could see, is with me. Moments like this make our bond stronger and me more responsible. Hope it goes for infinite miles…



Monday, September 14, 2015

BEST PARTNER...


Choosing Best Partner to travel with you for many miles is obviously a challenge in our country…

Naah!!! I am not talking about chores done by a matrimonial agent or so-called-family-friend-aunty; I am talking about choosing a motorcycle which syncs your style, your attitude and your need…

             I won’t address my motorcycle in third person as ‘SHE’ in my blog, because of two reasons.
  • I don’t want to spoil the brand definition ‘Pulsar – Definitely Male’. After all I am a marketing student and I know the efforts behind building a brand.
  • I don’t want to be tied up to a woman for my entire life. That’s the last relation I am looking for right now. Sorry Gals, my pillion seat is gonna be as empty as my wallet at the end of the month

       By the end of this few lines, if I have positioned myself as ego-centric male then I am doing my job very well.
While in Indian Institute of Management (if you are wondering what this is, it is IIM) for PGDM, I mastered in Marketing full-time, but I mastered myself in motorcycling double-time… I read and viewed as many reviews as the business cases I have read in two years of PGDM… I read more than my mechanical friends about various types of engines, gear ratios and all types of Motorcycle Jargons…
 Not delaying it much, I should start talking about the partner I chose. I am not going into technical details as they don’t sound as sweet as the exhaust sound of a litre class motorcycle…

DECISION MAKING:


              Since Yamaha launched R15 that was my favourite sports machine considering the styling and budget. After that Indian Motorcycle market has seen many contenders and few stood out to be winners as well. Having spent a good amount of time on my colleague’s Honda CBR250R, I fell for the comfort, power and engine refinement. In 2013, I made a decision of buying Honda CBR250R ABS and booked it (even I didn’t tell my parents about it), then comes the email saying “Dear Candidate, Congratulations for getting admission into IIM Udaipur.”. I jumped on my chair and almost the hit the roof in a marriage function, people around me thought I am insane, I got heart attack and almost gave me a CPR. Then I remembered there is a bike getting assembled for me in a plant. But it couldn’t change my mind which always dreamt of doing MBA in IIM. I knew future had something special for me.

            During first year of my MBA, Bajaj showcased Pulsar RS200, SS400 and CS400. I fell for the looks of PULSAR RS200 immediately, but there is always more than looks for a machine which are equally subjective. There is a debate going on about the looks of RS being overdone. I would say it is like Arnold’s body, the muscular structure might be looking overworked on, but ultimately you can’t take your eyes away. The 200cc engine seemed to be less powerful considering my passion of speed and thrill, but I decided for it considering an upgrade after five years. Reviews of the bike from Powerdrift, Overdrive, Motohive, Choosemybike.in, etc helped me prove my decision is correct and it can be considered for a purchase. But no on–road tests because it wasn’t launched in India till end of the march. I decided on Yellow colour even though it is too flashy. I am not buying 1L+ bike to get camouflaged in the traffic and on the roads… 
After convocation, I wished I got located in Pune, because all the video reviews done were on Lavasa road track where even I wanted to drag my knee and lean into those curves. The call from HR confirmed I am located in Pune and I started dreaming of those roads and monsoons. Once I moved to Pune, I contacted few Bajaj dealers and started asking about the delivery waiting period and test ride feasibility. Till the sale happens any sales person will be helpful and friendly. This is true in Bajaj’s case as well. I went to Gems Bajaj Akhurdi on 6th June 2015, booked my bike by paying Rs.5000 and then took a test ride. I felt I already knew the bike by every inch (pictures and features were implanted in my mind permanently it seems ;) ) I didn’t need to ride for more than 5kms to get acquainted with the bike. I was promised delivery in 10 days, I was more than happy which shortlived.

WAITINGGGGGG:

                This period was much worse. I got obsessed more than before and started reading everything which comes under results for ‘pulsar rs200’ in Google. I joined xbhp finally, before this I was just a reader now that I am getting ma own bike I became a member. Joined Pulsar RS200 Ownership reviews forum and read every post from the first delivery.
                After 10 days, there was no sign of my motorcycle. I had a feeling not even the assembly of my bike is started in Bajaj Motors plant L I was becoming impatient day-by-day. I started calling Manager about my delivery every day twice (more than I call my Mom). After one week he expected me the most on the phone but good thing is he always used to answer my phone. He promised me the delivery in the first lot of July. On July 4th I got a call that the bike is ready for the delivery, at that moment I felt like telling a 4yr old kid ‘Dad, brought you a toy’ and want to run to showroom jumping and hopping. But I decided to control my joy till Saturday i.e., 6th July for the delivery.
                On 6th july, I went to showroom and my bike was brought down in an elevator for PDI.


THAT MOMENT I FELT LIKE…

                                                                    To be Continued... 

Thursday, July 30, 2015

I AM ANGRY

I AM ANGRY,
When I see a marker stain on the table when there is a clean white board which has never been used
When 4pm meeting starts at 415pm and discuss about increasing productivity
When someone move my chair from my workstation and I need to find another one every time
When I see spit marks all over the side walls on a road and on the pavements
When I see children begging at the signals in sun and rain to feed some lazy maniacs
When I see a big pothole on a road, after one rainy day, which was laid less than one month back
When I stop at a divider to take a U-turn and someone comes in wrong way opposite to me to cut the road
When I am being stared with angry looks when I stop at a signal because it turned red
When I am shouted at because I stopped before the STOP marker at a signal to allow the pedestrians on a zebra crossing
When I have to look to either way of the two way road to take a free left
When I see posts of women calling every men around her is a pervert and stares her in awkward way
When I see men talking shit about women wearing revealing dress and assuming she is a slut
When I see shares and likes for every other picture or news without knowing what's behind it
When I see people say the meaning of freedom is kissing in a public place
When I see people tell me the meaning of freedom is leaving Indian culture behind and westernizing themselves
When I see people changing their profile pictures or tweeting without ever cared about what happened until that day
When people say having fun only means to drink alcohol and dance drunk all night
When people see me not drinking or smoking and feeling pity that I am having a boring life
When people don’t give a damn about other’s lives by driving drunk at nights and show it off as a skill and control
When I park my bike and come back to see the rear view mirror is turned, and I need to adjust again
When people tell me getting married is the essence of the life and I am doomed if I don’t marry
When people tell me not getting married is the craziest thing that one can do
When people can’t tell me why I shouldn’t be unmarried for the rest of my life
When I have to write all this in a blog instead of discussing it with people around me
When I can’t list everything that I am angry about…

I WANTED TO REACT EACH AND EVERY TIME BUT
I was worried I would be called an ego maniac
I was worried I would be mistaken to have an OCD
I was worried people would think I am showing off
I was worried people would think I have an “attitude”
I was worried people won’t welcome me and would keep me away
I was worried people won’t invite me to their parties
I was worried people I might lose some friends and I might not make any friends
I was worried I might get beaten up to death on a road
I was worried once I die people might carry candles with my picture in the middle
I was worried I might never get to blog again... 

YET I REALIZE HOW BEAUTIFUL MY LIFE IS AND HOW LUCKY I AM TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW... YET I REALIZE EXPECTING TOO MUCH IS MY PROBLEM AND GET PREPARED FOR FUTURE...

(This read is neither to hurt anyone intentionally/unintentionally nor to get some attention. It's purely letting out the ANGER in me via a medium)